Douchebag of the Week

Keith Olberdouche

From The Urban Dictionary:

2. Slang for a person (most generally a male)with the most abhorrent and annoying personal characteristics. Douchebags may possibly play rap loud music with their car windows down, wear oversized and sagging or ripped jeans, wear collars up, and wears sideways hats. Douchebags typically have low self-esteem (although appear to have an inflated ego), low IQ (although think they know everything), and small penises (though are constantly talking about how large theirs are). Douchbags attempt compensate for their shortcomings by their choice of vehicle. They likely are to drive huge gas guzzelers while preaching to the rest of the world to drive Al Gore approved Hybrid Douchemobiles. The demographic profile of the typical douchbag is an upper-middle class member of the Mainstream media.

*See also Kanye West

MSNBC Poll: Obama Earns An “F” For His Performance As President

The schmucks at MSNBC had enough faith in their Messiah to put this poll up size up just what kind of job Chancellor O is doing.

From MSNBC:

If you were grading Barack Obama on his performance as president, what would he get?   * 93686 responses

He gets an A
17%

He gets a B
6.8%

He gets a C
5.1%

He gets a D
12%

He gets an F
59%

Not a scientific survey. Click to learn more. Results may not total 100% due to rounding.

I’ve got dollars to donuts this poll will eventually disappear.  There is no way in hell that MSNBC can put a positive spin on this.

 

Fuck Obama! Now Is Not The Time To Surrender!

I know, you’re looking at the electoral college map and it doesn’t look good.  The media keeps filling our heads with Barack Obama this, and Barack Obama that and telling you he has already won and that the only thing left is for the fat lady to sing.  Bullshit!

Before John McCain came to his senses and chose Sarah Palin as his running mate, the Conservative base of the Republican Party was in a state of depression and demoralized beyond belief, then came Sarah Palin and it was like a life saving breath to a dying person.  All of a sudden, we had hope. 

While Conservatives were feeling hopeful and reenergized, the Liberal Left all of a sudden became fearful once again of Conservatives because of the excitement that Sarah Palin had ignited amongst what the Left had hoped for was a demoralized Conservative Base of the Republican Party. 

The Liberal Left with their Messiah Barack Obama had hoped and prayed for Conservatives to be feeling hopeless and demoralized so that we would simply feel all hope was lost and that we would just stay home on November 4th, 2008.

Damn it all, don’t give them socialist pricks what they’ve been hoping for.  On November 4th, we need to report for our duty as Americans.  Contrary to what those assholes are telling you on CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC and in all those shit paper rags like the NYT, and the LA Times, this election is not over and Obama has not yet won and in no fucking way is he “Entitled” to the Presidency especially from lack of voter turnout by Conservative Americans.

Barack Obama has resorted to Credit Card Fraud, Voter Intimidation, and Election Fraud in order to win this election and his new motto has become, “By Hook Or By Crook”.  He recently stated that he felt a rightous wind at his back, noone bothered to tell him that was a queef from his bride of Obamstein.

On November 4th, I want every single person to get off their asses, put down the video game, put on some carharts or cammo and take your ass to where you need to be to cast that important vote.  It is your sworn duty as a bitter American who clings to his/her guns and your faith.  I will accept nothing less then full compliance. 

Don’t believe the hype!  Don’t believe the propoganda that the Mainstream Hit & Run Media has force fed you all these weeks.  All IS not lost, and will only be lost if you fail to participate in the process.

I stand by my earlier statements.  FUCK BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA!  Barack Hussein Obama and his minyon of morons can kiss my fat hairy ass on election day.  I won’t be staying home.

Philly TV Station Spotlights Bidens Gaffability

 

Created by The Rogue Jew

Created by The Rogue Jew

Joe Biden and his Master Barack Obama just don’t know how to handle themselves when the Media steps out of their assigned Goose Stepping March and dares ask Biden challanging questions about Obama’s desire for redistribution of wealth in his Socialist agenda for America.

From Michelle Malkin:

 

Joe gets testy when he’s tested. You saw him with Barbara West in Florida. Now, see him howling about the “hokum” from two Philly anchors.

Gird your loins, buddy. Gird your own loins:

Like the others before them, this TV station has been banned from future interviews with Biden or the Obamessiah.  In all likelyhood, they will probably have their FCC license yanked if Obama rises to his Throne of Entitilement for daring to question the designs Obamastein and Bigor have in store our hard earned money and just how THEY want to spend it by spreading the wealth.

Gird your loins for the Hopey Changey fuzzy feeling the Obamessiah will help you feel as he lightens your load (wallet) and makes you feel the Change (leaving your pockets).

ABC, NBC and CBS: The Guardians Of Obama’s Secrets

Journalism is virtually dead in America.  The mainstream media is so in the tank for Obama that if he were to kill Hillary in cold blood in front of witnesses, CBS, CNN, ABC, MSNBC and NBC would completely ignore it and turn their heads as if it never happend.

From WND:

Major broadcast networks ABC, NBC and CBS have decided to help Barack Obama hide his real agenda by refusing to accept advertisements for “The Audacity of Deceit: Barack Obama’s War on American Values,” claims the new book’s author, media expert Brad O’Leary.

These same networks, as well as Time-Warner, CW and Fox, which also declined ads for the book, however, will be running ads for “W,” the new Oliver Stone movie with a highly charged political agenda, O’Leary noted.

“There are two possibilities,” said O’Leary, a veteran political consultant, radio talk host and TV producer. “Either the mainstream media are trying to completely shut out messages critical of Obama, or they are afraid of legal action.”

He explained the Obama campaign’s opposition to the book’s message includes a commitment to cite stations’ “responsibility” under their licensing procedures should they air ads for the book.

Barack Obama Gives New Meaning To “Idiot Box”

It’s the Hope & Change Network.  All Obama, All The Time 24/7.  The same two minute loop running over and over and over again and again.  One can only imagine the mindless schmuck that would tune into this channel and two minutes?  Isn’t that the average attention span of the citizens of Obamanation? 

It’s really a boob on the tube!

But Dish TV has a message to it’s viewers…..

From Michelle Malkin:

“DISH Network Channel 73 is paid advertising by the Obama campaign and is not an endorsement of Senator Obama by DISH Network. DISH Network made the same offer to the McCain campaign, an offer that remains open.”

Let me know if you have any questions!

Thanks,

Parker C. McConachie
Manager, Corporate Communications
DISH Network L.L.C.

A friend of mine who is Christian stated it should be on channel 666, instead of HBO, it’s BHO!  I personally think that Liberalism has evolved into Obamaism…Even creepier and marxist as before, with added  entitlements.

Just add this channel to all the other TV networks owned by Obama…CBS, CNN, MSNBC, ABC, PBS, & MTV.

Biden & Obama Would Rather A Nuke Go Off!

The two Democratic Schmucks running for POTUS and VPOTUS are more concerned with the safety and well being of a suspected Islamic Terrorist then they are the well being and security of America and would rather you and your family be blown to bits over running the risk of harming a suspected terrorist to get information that would save you and your family.

Biden would rather offer a Terrorist a Presidential Pardon then drip water on his face and essentially pardon the terrorist then person dripping the water on a suspected terrorists face, per his own words!

From MSNBC:

TIM RUSSERT: I want to move to another subject, and this involves a comment that a guest on “Meet the Press” made, and I want to read it, as follows: “Imagine the following scenario. We get lucky. We get the number three guy in Al Qaida. We know there’s a big bomb going off in America in three days and we know this guy knows where it is.

Don’t we have the right and responsibility to beat it out of him? You could set up a law where the president could make a finding or could guarantee a pardon [to the person who did the torturing].

Obama—would you do that as president?

OBAMA: America cannot sanction torture. It’s a very straightforward principle, and one that we should abide by. Now, I will do whatever it takes to keep America safe. And there are going to be all sorts of hypotheticals and emergency situations and I will make that judgment at that time.

But what we cannot do is have the president of the United States state, as a matter of policy, that there is a loophole or an exception where we would sanction torture. I think that diminishes us and it sends the wrong message to the world.

RUSSERT: Senator Biden, would you allow this presidential exception?

BIDEN: No, I would not. And I met, up here in New Hampshire, with 17 three- and four-star generals who, after my making a speech at Drake Law School, pointing out I would not under any circumstances sanction torture, I thought they were about to read me the riot act. Seventeen of our four-star, three-star generals said, “Biden, will you make a commitment you will never use torture?” It does not work.

It is part of the reason why we got the faulty information on Iraq in the first place is because it was engaged in by one person who gave whatever answer they thought they were going to give in order to stop being tortured. It doesn’t work. It should be no part of our policy ever—ever.

***

BIDEN: Question, Tim, did you say pardon, as well? I’d pardon the son of a gun, if I got an atom bomb.

RUSSERT: That was—that was the scenario that President Clinton laid out [in a hypothetical during an earlier interview with the former president].

BIDEN: OK. Well, I would pardon — I would not torture, but if I thought I’d get the hydrogen bomb this guy had planted, I’d say, “Man, you’re out.” And then I’d figure out how he got taken care of later. But I would…

(LAUGHTER)

… I would pardon him.

RUSSERT: So you would be in favor of…

BIDEN: I’d pardon him, not torture. Not torture.

RUSSERT: No. It would be pardoning the person who…

BIDEN: Oh, did the torture. No, no, no.

RUSSERT: Fair enough. All right.

 

American Issues Project: Just How Much Do We Know About Barack Obama?

This is the ad that Barack Hussein Obama doesn’t want you to see.  So much so that the Messiah of the Democratic Party is trying to strongarm the Dept of Justice into investigating the American Issues Project to block them from exposing his ties to Domestic Terrorists and is putting pressure on Television Networks to not air the ads using tactics similar to that of Adolf Hitler and his Nazi political machine.

From the Politico:

Barack Obama has launched an all-out effort to block a Republican billionaire’s efforts to tie him to domestic and foreign terrorists in a wave of negative television ads.

Obama’s campaign has written the Department of Justice demanding a criminal investigation of the “American Issues Project,” the vehicle through which Dallas investor Harold Simmons is financing the advertisements. The Obama campaign — and tens of thousands of supporters — also is pressuring television networks and affiliates to reject the ads. The effort has met with some success: CNN and Fox News are not airing the attacks.

Obama has also launched his own response ad, directly addressing Simmons’ attempt to link him to domestic terror.

The project is “a knowing and willful attempt to violate the strictures of federal election law,” Obama general counsel Bob Bauer wrote to Deputy Assistant Attorney General John Keeney last week in a letter provided to Politico. Bauer argued that by advocating Obama’s defeat, the ad should be subject to the contribution limits of federal campaign law, not the anything-goes regime of issue advocacy.

Bauer’s letter called on the Justice Department to open “an investigation of the American Issues Project; its officers and directors; and its anonymous donors, whoever they may be.”

“This is a sad ploy to circumvent the First Amendment by a campaign who has no arguments with the merits of our ad. It’s the classic maneuver: If you can’t win on the merits, file a lawsuit,” said a spokesman for the American Issues Project, Christian Pinkston, who said his group’s non-profit status allowed it to participate in elections as long as it does a majority of policy work, which it plans to do.