Freedom….I haz it! Fuck Obama and his koolaid slurping horde of fucknuts! Put this in your crack pipe and smoke bitches!
H/T Weasel Zippers!
Freedom….I haz it! Fuck Obama and his koolaid slurping horde of fucknuts! Put this in your crack pipe and smoke bitches!
H/T Weasel Zippers!
And they’re being led by President Barack Obama and US Attorney General Eric Holder.
These folks are being given a free pass by Barack Obama and Attorney General Eric Holder and being allowed to intimidate caucasian voters at the polls.
What’s the biggest difference? No Hoods!
Notice the “Diversity” between Obama and Bush?
Bill Clinton may have been the first Black President but Obama surely qualifies as the first Gay President in American history. What a humiliating image for proud American’s to have to view in their so called “leader” .
I think this video of the 100 Greatest Movie Insults of all Time pretty much wraps up in ten minutes every thought I have ever had on POTUS & FLOTUS.
A fly can always find a pile of shit somewhere. In this case, a fly that managed to escape the ninja like moves of President Kick Ass landed right on his mug and was photographed.
A fly lands on President Barack Obama’s face as he delivers remarks on the Affordable Care Act and the New Patients Bill of Rights, Tuesday, June 22, 2010, in the East Room of the White House in Washington. Click Here
Flies are naturally drawn to shit, so it just goes to prove my point that the Schmuck in Chief has Shit for Brains.
Kippah Tip to Weasel Zippers
I know I have’nt posted in like forever. The job is killing me…Someone has to work and pay for all this “Hope & Change”. Anyway, here is my submission that I did in MS Paintshop……
Fantasy meets reality in Sea World where a KILLER WHALE (please note word KILLER) killed a veteran trainer.
ORLANDO, Fla. – A killer whale drowned a trainer in front of a horrified audience Wednesday at a SeaWorld show, with at least one witness saying the animal leaped from the water, dragged the woman under and thrashed her around violently.
Distraught audience members were hustled out of the stadium, and the park was immediately closed.
The 40-year-old veteran trainer was one of the park’s most experienced. It was not clear exactly how she died.
An audience member said a show was just starting when the whale “took off really fast in the tank, and then he came back, shot up in the air, grabbed the trainer by the waist and started thrashing around, and one of her shoes flew off,” Victoria Biniak told WKMG-TV.
But Jim Solomons of the Orlando County Sheriff’s Office, said the trainer slipped or fell into the whale’s tank, which seemed to contradict Biniak’s description.
“This appears to be an accidental death, a tragic death,” Solomons said.
What the fuck do they mean accidental death? I don’t believe there is anything accidental about a KILLER WHALE killing someone or something. I believe it is living up to it’s name.
Mother nature sure is a bitch sometimes!
We all know that Michelle Obama is on a Crusade against Obesity. The West Michigan Whitecaps in Grand Rapids, Michigan are fighting back with their new menu for this upcoming season. Fans are voting on the new items to be placed on the menu.
1. Chicken and Waffles – Why did the chicken cross the road? To lie down on a bed of waffles, get smothered in gravy and get eaten by you, of course!
2. Chili Mac Tacos – Think comfort food that took a trip to Mexico. Creamy mac and cheese is smothered in chili then loaded into a hard taco shell to create a taste experience that won’t soon be forgotten.
3. Chocolate Covered Bacon – This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and this little piggy dunked itself in chocolate to become a delicious treat for Whitecaps fans!
4. Corn Dog o’ Plenty – If the Idaho Christmas Tree isn’t enough corn dog for you, then try the Corn Dog o’ Plenty. A full half-pound, footlong frank that is battered and deep fried to make one gigantic corn dog.
5. Cudighi Yooper Sandwich – If you don’t know what this one is then you haven’t been to the Upper Peninsula. Cudighi is a spicy sausage found throughout the U.P. A sausage patty, smothered in cheese, pizza sauce, peppers and onions could grace the concession stands of Fifth Third Ballpark.
6. Declaration of Indigestion – When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to disband from the tyranny of healthy eating, they should consume the Declaration of Indigestion. You see, all sandwiches are not created equal as this half-pound, footlong hot dog is covered in a philly cheese steak (steak, cheese, peppers and onions) and served on a gigantic sub roll. It is certainly your unalienable right to consume one of these in the pursuit of happiness.
7. Idaho Christmas Tree – Why waste your time eating all of your favorite items separately? This is a batter-dipped hot dog rolled in french fries and deep fried to create the perfect limbed link on stick.
8. Poutine – A real treat from North of the border. The French Canadians have done it again, and this time with gravy. Fries, fried cheese curds and gravy make up this delectable side dish. Tres bien!
9. The Pink Panther – Not sure if this is named after the famous detective or the insulation, but either way it’s delicious. Take a hot dog bun, slather it in icing and fill it with pink cotton candy. Maybe drizzle some root beer syrup over the top for good measure. It’s the dessert dog you’ll have to try this summer!
10. Twinkie Cheese Dog – This dog can survive any disaster and it might cause a few of its own. Simple – a hot dog laid in a Twinkie, covered in cheese. Yum.
H/T Doug Ross
Deposed Former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick is back in Detroit today facing a hearing about his current status and wanting to continue his luxorious lifestyle in the very conservative state of Texas.
From The Washington Post:
DETROIT — A motion to postpone Kwame Kilpatrick’s arraignment for a probation violation refers to the former Detroit mayor as a “darker version” of ex-President Bill Clinton and claims his legal troubles continue to hold the city back.
The document, filed late Tuesday with the Michigan Court of Appeals by defense attorney Daniel Hajji, asks the court to grant a stay of the arraignment set for Friday in a lower court, which could land Kilpatrick back in jail.
And while Detroit deteriorates to the conditions of a third world country, Kilpatrick and his lawyers demand that he be allowed to continue to ignore his financial responsibility to the City of Detroit and to live his lavish lifestyle he has become quite fond of.
From WZZM13 News:
Kilpatrick’s attorney, Daniel Hajji, made the claim in an impassioned 14-page motion filed with the state Court of Appeals late Tuesday in an effort to postpone the ex-Detroit mayor’s Friday probation-violation hearing in circuit court — one that could eventually land him behind bars.
Wayne County Circuit Judge David Groner will arraign Kilpatrick for failing to pay $79,011 toward the $1 million he owes in restitution by last Friday’s deadline. Kilpatrick and his lawyers say he doesn’t have the money, despite his plush lifestyle in a tony Dallas suburb and $120,000-a-year sales job for Covisint, a Compuware subsidiary.
“The clientele he must establish a rapport with are likely to be the privileged and the affluent,” Hajji said in the motion. “Burgers and beer at the local bar is not going to be sufficient.”
Maria Miller, spokeswoman for Wayne County Prosecutor Kym Worthy, said: “We intend to file a response tomorrow with the Court of Appeals.”
Kwame Kilpatrick is living large because, his lawyer says, he has to.
How bad is it when fellow Dhimmicrat Jimmy Carter thinks the Obamessiah sucks? Epic Suck!
Apparently, Failed President Jimmy Carter is objecting to Obama’s foreign policy being compared to his foreign policy during his four dismal years as POTUS.
From The Huffington Post:
In last month’s issue of Foreign Policy magazine, leading analyst and Iraq War supporter Walter Russell Mead opined that President Obama’s foreign policy agenda was turning into a duplicate of Jimmy Carter’s.
The former president penned a 1,500-word letter to the editor complaining about the article’s treatment of his foreign policy legacy. That’s followed by a second letter to the editor from Zbigniew Brzezinski, his national security adviser.
Both delve into an issue-by-issue defense of various Carter actions: whether it was relations with China, peace talks in the Middle East, a renewed emphasis on human rights in Africa, the strengthening of NATO and even the hostage crisis in Iran.
“I won’t criticize or correct his cute and erroneous oversimplistic distortions of presidential biographies and history except when he refers specifically to me,” Carter writes. “I resent Mead’s use of such phrases as ‘in the worst scenario, turn him [Obama] into a new Jimmy Carter,’ ‘weakness and indecision,’ and ‘incoherence and reversals’ to describe my service. An especially aggravating error is his claiming, ‘by the end of his tenure he was supporting the resistance to the Soviet occupation of Afghanistan, increasing the defense budget, and laying the groundwork for an expanded U.S. presence in the Middle East.’ None of these were late decisions based on a tardy realization of my earlier errors and misjudgments.”
How can you not love this?
The numbers are in folks and even the Koolaid Slurpers at CBS are confirming it….Barack Hussein Obama as President of the United States is a unprecedented and epic failure!
Threat of Terrorism
Energy and the Environment
Obama’s Overall Job as President
Surrounded by corrupt and incompetant people who are advising him. He may be a brilliant speaker with a teleprompter but is a stuttering idiot when speaking off the cuff. The man does not have the ability or experience to govern.
I have witnessed Presidents come and go in my 44 yrs and he is by far the worst I have seen, worse then Carter and I remember what a cowardly schmuck he was.
He is allowing assholes like Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi to govern our country while he runs around the world making a mockery of the United States bowing, apologizing and making himself and America look weak. He is out of touch with the Majority of Citizens in this country and has no respect for our Nation, it’s beliefs and our Flag.
The enemy within is striking at our brave men and women of the US Military. First we have Army Major Hassan shooting 13 people at Ft Hood, now this shit….
From CBN News:
CBN News has learned exclusively that five Muslim soldiers at Fort Jackson in South Carolina were questioned just before Christmas. It is unclear whether the men are still in custody. The five were part of the Arabic Translation program at the base.
Patrick Jones, the Deputy Public Affairs Officer for Fort Jackson, confirmed for CBN News Thursday afternoon that an investigation was ongoing.
Prior to this posting, CBN News learned that these details were also confirmed by a government official with knowledge of the investigation.
The men are suspected of trying to poison the food supply at Fort Jackson.
A source with intimate knowledge of the investigation, which is ongoing, told CBN News investigators suspect the “Fort Jackson Five” may have been in contact with the group of five Washington, D.C., area Muslims that traveled to Pakistan to wage jihad against U.S. troops in December. That group was arrested by Pakistani authorities, also just before Christmas.
Coming as it does on the heels of November’s Fort Hood jihadist massacre, this news could have major implications..
Are we starting to see a theme here yet? These five people suspected of poisoning US Troops are not Christian, Jewish or Catholic….
Keep walking folks, nothing to see here……(sarc)
Stop me if you heard this one…
Did you hear that Lindsey Vonn had to give her gold medal (for downhill skiing) back? Turns out they reviewed the tapes and the committee was forced to give the medal to Obama. He flew downhill much, much faster than Vonn did.
Kippah Tip to the Weasel Zippers
Update: Video added
Don’t let the Mainstream media bull shit you. The guy who crashed his plane into a building in Texas was clearly a Liberal and NOT…I repeat, NOT a Tea Bagger or a Conservative. Not sure why everybody seems to think that the pilot was some sort of conservative “teabagger”. Is it because if he was a liberal who cheated on his taxes, then he’d be a senator, a representative, or an Obama appointee.
Just read the manifesto the schmuck left behind…..
We are all taught as children that without laws there would be no society, only anarchy. Sadly, starting at early ages we in this country have been brainwashed to believe that, in return for our dedication and service, our government stands for justice for all. We are further brainwashed to believe that there is freedom in this place, and that we should be ready to lay our lives down for the noble principals represented by its founding fathers. Remember? One of these was “no taxation without representation”. I have spent the total years of my adulthood unlearning that crap from only a few years of my childhood. These days anyone who really stands up for that principal is promptly labeled a “crackpot”, traitor and worse.
While very few working people would say they haven’t had their fair share of taxes (as can I), in my lifetime I can say with a great degree of certainty that there has never been a politician cast a vote on any matter with the likes of me or my interests in mind. Nor, for that matter, are they the least bit interested in me or anything I have to say.
Why is it that a handful of thugs and plunderers can commit unthinkable atrocities (and in the case of the GM executives, for scores of years) and when it’s time for their gravy train to crash under the weight of their gluttony and overwhelming stupidity, the force of the full federal government has no difficulty coming to their aid within days if not hours? Yet at the same time, the joke we call the American medical system, including the drug and insurance companies,are murdering tens of thousands of people a year and stealing from the corpses and victims they cripple, and this country’s leaders don’t see this as important as bailing out a few of their vile, rich cronies. Yet, the political “representatives” (thieves, liars, and self-serving scumbags is far more accurate) have endless time to sit around for year after year and debate the state of the “terrible health care problem”. It’s clear they see no crisis as long as the dead people don’t get in the way of their corporate profits rolling in.
And justice? You’ve got to be kidding!
…The communist creed: From each according to his ability, to each according to his need.
The capitalist creed: From each according to his gullibility, to each according to his greed
Joe Stack (1956-2010)
Apparently the CHANGE this asshole voted for in 2008 is taking to long and he felt the need to end it all as a message to his messiah who let him down. That koolaid’s a bitch, ain’t it?!?
We all know the Leftist asshats like Olberman, Matthews, and Maddow will do whatever they can to protect their dear leader. One can only imagine the fighting that goes on between the three of them over the FSOTUS (First Schlong of the United States).