Barack Obama’s Teleprompter’s Blog: The True Voice Of Our Inept President

Granted, George W. Bush was not the most gifted speaker in the world but as we have come to learn, Dubya was better off the cuff speaker then the Obamessiah and has proven himself incompetent and inept when without it.

TOTUS has it’s own blog now!  He even has his own Twitter page and FACEBOOK profile!

Reflections from the hard drive of the machine that enables the voice of the Leader of the Free World.

TOTUS

We’ve heard over and over and over again what a brilliant speaker the Obamessiah is.  Fact is, he speaks well when it is prewritten, and prepared by someone else and is scripted for him and broadcasted to the screen before him.  Pull back the curtain and you’ll find the likes of George Soros pulling Obama’s strings and feeding him his lines. 

Could you have imagined Obama trying to speak to America as President Bush did after 9-11 with that bullhorn and without his trusty teleprompter?  He would have referred to the NYC Firemen as waterheads and bumbled through how we need to understand the needs and feelings of the Islamic Terrorists who committed those horrible acts.  Does Obama have my confidence?  Absolutely not.

Watching Obama speak without his teleprompter is like watching the special olympics! 

I couldn’t help but have a little fun at the expense of our , er, uh, uh, er,  President.

Telepromter1

Teleprompter 2

 

Getting “Fingered” By Obama

fingered Obama

When it comes to “Obama Fingers”, the last thing I think about is something to eat.  I’m thinking more along the lines of the Moonbat Messiah’s fingers in my pockets redistributing my hard earned money to deadbeat morons.

From Spiegle:

A German frozen food company hopes to raise sales with a new product: Obama fingers. The tender, fried chicken bits come with a tasty curry sauce. The company says it was unaware of the possible racist overtones of the product.

Many sales executives have drawn the same conclusion: What better poster child for hope than US President Barack Obama? There are Obama dolls, Obama T-shirts, Obama soap-on-a-rope. There is even Obama thong underwear on offer.

Not wanting to miss the boat, a German food company has now gotten into the act. Sprehe, a company that has all manner of frozen delicacies on offer, has come up with a new product it calls “Obama Fingers.” Far from being real digits, though, the “fingers” in question are “tender, juicy pieces of chicken breast, coated and fried,” as the product packaging claims.

Fried chicken, in other words. With a curry dip.

They are likely not to be Kosher, but Halal!

Personally, I’m trying hard to keep Obama’s fingers off what’s mine!

Change 2

H/T Michelle Malkin

Evil Forces Combine

Super Bitches

The latest Superpowers….Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama…Super Bitches!

I don’t know about you, but today I thought I felt a strange evil chill in the air and after finding out that Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton have decided to combine forces for the sake of women everywhere, I then figured out why my balls had this achy feeling.

From NewsBusters:

CNN correspondent Randi Kaye gushed over the “dynamic duo” of Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton, whom she heralded as “a powerful duo — a duo women want on their side.” The two first ladies had made a joint appearance at President Obama’s announcement of the new White House Council for Women and Girls, and Kaye’s report, which aired on Wednesday’s Anderson Cooper 360, made it seem like it was the best thing since sliced bread. Kaye saved her most laudatory language for the two at the conclusion of her report: “Today was a good day to be a woman.”

Host Anderson Cooper introduced Kaye’s segment by labeling the two first ladies as “two of the most visible champions, perhaps, of women’s rights in the country.” A graphic accompanying Cooper on-screen proclaimed the “dynamic duo” of Obama and Clinton. During the rest of the report, another graphic applauded the “Obama-Clinton power duo.”

Men everywhere.  Guard well your testicles!  You know it cannot be good for us if these two bitches are combining forces and teaming up.

I know one thing….Bill Clinton probably has not had so much sex as he has since Hillary became Secretary of State and is out of the country for days on end and lord knows President Obama though sleepless as he has been, probably doesn’t have to wake up next that iceberg as often.

 

Epic Fail: Barack Obama In 2012

Fuck unity and all that Hopey Changey bullshit!  I found this online and I think it makes probably the most accurate prediction of what we have to look forward to here in the United Socialist States of Amerika.

By RALPH PETERS – (NYPost)

Looking back on the four years of his first administration, President Obama can be proud: He made the US welcome among the family of nations again; he reduced our reliance on military force; and he gave us peace by reaching sensible accommodations with our enemies.

The lies told about him in the 2008 election were exposed as sheer bigotry. Far from being “soft on radical Islam,” President Obama was the first world leader to welcome Jewish refugees after Iran’s nuclear destruction of Israel’s major cities (his only caveat – a fair one – was the refusal to accept Zionist military officers and their families, in light of Israel’s excessive retaliation).

He also demonstrated his resolve in the face of extremism when he overruled the obstructionist advice of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and ordered our military to cross the border into Pakistan in force. The subsequent debacle, as Pakistan cut off supply routes to Afghanistan and threatened a nuclear response, was entirely the fault of our generals on the ground, not of the administration.

Fortunately, President Obama’s willingness to talk to our enemies rescued the situation. After laying down their arms, our troops were allowed to evacuate Pakistan and Afghanistan in peace. The Taliban’s return to power in Kabul did not result in an excessive bloodbath, and al Qaeda is not permitted the unrestricted freedom it enjoyed in the country prior to 2001.

State Department surveys prove that the Afghan population welcomes Sharia law, the closure of girls’ schools and other such cultural choices. Our reparations payments to Kabul (as with those to Havana) are only just. Opium production is, arguably, no worse than in the past.

We also have seen peace in Iraq. Claims that our troop withdrawal was responsible for the resurgence of al Qaeda and the subsequent civil war are nothing but Republican campaign propaganda. With the International Sunni Alliance in firm control of Iraq – after Israel’s wanton destruction of Iran – order prevails in the streets. As for the Turkish and Arab suppression of the Kurds, our diplomats regard it as a small price to pay for regional stability. Biased reports of massacres and concentration camps remain unsubstantiated.

Our relations with the Muslim world have rarely, if ever, been better. The current $320 per barrel price of oil allows long-oppressed states to develop themselves without the yoke of neo-colonialism or invasive efforts to force democracy upon their populations. As UN Ambassador Ayers noted, “We can state with pride that the US not only respects, but embraces cultural differences.”

Relations with Russia are also at a high unthinkable a mere four years ago. Moscow’s legitimate concerns for the welfare of its citizens in the “near abroad,” as well as for ethnic Russians persecuted by so-called free democracies, fully justified its peace-preservation military deployments into Ukraine and other regional states. The subsequent referendums on re-unification with Russia, while displaying a few inevitable irregularities, have been judged free and fair by the Jimmy Carter Memorial Foundation.

While the deployment of Russian forces into the NATO-member Baltic states to protect ethnic Russians proved controversial, President Obama’s personal intervention kept us – and NATO – out of war. Partisan charges of “Finlandization” distort the generous terms of the neutrality guarantees Moscow provides for the former NATO members.

After the internationally brokered (with President Obama in the lead) demilitarization of eastern Poland, it’s clear to all responsible parties that Russia’s legitimate claims have been fully satisfied and we may expect peace in our time.

President Obama resisted yet another war trap as China lost patience and finally reclaimed its long-lost province, Taiwan. Furthermore, the reduction of the US military presence in Japan and South Korea has deflated strategic tensions in East Asia to the lowest level in over one hundred years. Again, President Obama gave us peace.

(The resulting peace dividend from our president’s 25% cut in the defense budget has allowed our government, in a public/private partnership with the Chicago-based Rezko Foundation, to provide subsidized housing for almost six million new immigrant families from developing countries. No other administration policy has raised the world’s esteem for us more profoundly than our “Global Balance” instant-citizenship immigration reforms.)

In our own hemisphere, President Obama has supported the cause of justice, human rights and trade unions, cutting off military aid to Colombia, killing the proposed free-trade agreement with that country, and expressing humane understanding for the long freedom struggle of the FARC and other liberation groups.

Preferring a sensible rapprochement with Venezuela to needless confrontation, our president went to Caracas and negotiated a regional division of labor with democratically-elected President Hugo Chavez. The end of our destructive trade embargo against Cuba, our formal apology for the deprivations we imposed, and our generous reparations payments have inaugurated a new era of friendship with our long-suffering neighbors to the south.

The only complaint Democratic Party cadres fairly may lodge against the Obama administration’s foreign policy is that we still have not fully opened our border with Mexico. Resistance among right-wing fanatics in Washington and bigots around the country remains too strong for now.

As for Mexico’s presidential contest, President Obama has made it clear that, while he would prefer that a reputed drug-cartel leader not be elected, the US will respect the will of the Mexican people and strive for good relations with any future Mexican government.

One can only ask how much higher our 16.2% unemployment rate – an obvious legacy of the Bush years – might be if President Obama had not restored America’s standing in the world and re-negotiated unfair trade treaties imposed on American workers by previous administrations.

As our president remarked just the other day in a re-election campaign speech in Dearborn, Michigan: “Wealth redistribution isn’t just an American issue – it’s a global issue. Better that Americans should be a little poorer, if that means our brothers in Egypt and Bolivia can become a little richer.”

Under President Obama, America’s back!

More Predictions Below the Fold, but I believe the one above is perhaps the most accurate…

Continue reading