Crash & Burn: Biden’s NASCAR Talk Hits The Wall In North Carolina

Bitter Americans still clinging to their guns, faith and NASCAR were not so receptive to Joe “Paying More Taxes Is Patriotic” Biden when he spoke to a crowd of NASCAR fans in North Carolina.

From FOX News:

CHARLOTTE, NC — Give Joe Biden credit for trying.

In the heart of NASCAR country, the Delaware Senator’s attempt to speak the lingo fell flat like one of Kyle Busch’s tires.

“We’ve got a big NASCAR track up in my state at Dover Downs. But here in Charlotte you know racing a lot better than anybody in the country. I know that. So I’ll talk a little bit in terms of racing terms,” Biden told the young crowd at the University of North Carolina – Charlotte.

“Right now, our campaigns are trading a little paint. But, uh, what worries me most is the McCain campaign seems to have gotten a little loose.”

Crickets.

“Um, and, uh I can tell you — not a lot of NASCAR fans in here,” Biden said.

That didn’t stop him from keeping the metaphor going. “You know that term getting a little loose on the, you know, when you’re out there going 185 miles an hour, getting a little loose? Well John’s getting a little loose. He doesn’t have much of a steady hand these days.”

“And now, and now’s the time, now’s the time we most need a steady hand.”

The RNC responded with a garbled metaphor of its own. “Joe Biden is being loose with his ‘rhetorical flourishes’ again,” said spokesman Alex Conant. “If the campaigns are ‘trading paint’ as Biden said, let’s remember that Obama struck first and ran the most negative ads.”

“To offer a more accurate NASCAR analogy than Biden did: If Obama wins, he will raise taxes and our economy will go from a yellow to red flag.”

I just love it when Joe “Gaffalot” Biden speaks without a script.  Him and Obama slip up more and more the closer this race becomes.  At this point, I think Joe is “Biden” his time on the track and is simply waiting for the yellow flag to come out.

The humor of a Washington elitist POS trying to talk to mainstream Americans is enormous.  Next I want to see Biden go to the murder capitol, Chicago and speak to some Vice Lords and Black Ganster Disciples and use Ebonics! 

I’m wating for Chairman Obama to throw the Black Flag on Biden “MotorMouth Sports” and disqualify him from running his mouth at future NASCAR events where unfriendly bitter Americans who don’t feel that paying more taxes is patriotic.  I think Biden’s “Lug” nuts have dropped off and Obama’s going to send his dumb ass to the Garage.  Joe Biden is to American Politics, what Buckshot Jones is to NASCAR Racing….A Huge Loser who causes Huge Wrecks!

NASCAR, contrary to the opinion of the Elitist Liberal Left is not the KKK on wheels. They have had a major drive for diversity, and work harder at that than any other sport. NASCAR Fans and Drivers alike are also the most kind hearted, dedicated humanitarians you can possibly find.

Kyle Petty has a camp called Victory Junction in North Carolina that hosts terminally ill children at no cost. While the kids are there all medical bills are taken care of including their prescriptions. Its available to all kids regardless of color, creed, religion or ethnicity. Jeff Gordon raises and contributes millions of dollars a year, he sponsors a hospital wing in NC, and another in MA, for children with cancer.

Kyle Petty and the entire Hendricks teams are the leading crusaders for bone marrow registry and Team Owner Rick Hendrick works tirelessly for the cause of leukemia, and he does NOT ask what your skin color is before he offers to help.

Ryan Newman works on behalf of homeless and abused animals. Every single driver in Nascar works tirelessly to help people in their community. Both Jimmy Johnson and Jeff Gordon also work and raise money for Habitat for Humanity. Jimmy Johnson last year donated his winnings to the people who were burned out of their homes in CA. Kyle Bush did the same thing to help the victims of Katrina.