More TSA Three Ring Dog & Pony Show

The TSA who by the way could not find a terrorist if he was locked in a barn with Janet Nepalitano herself has  now decided they are going to SWAB your palms before you board a flight.

From CNN:

Washington (CNN) — To the list of instructions you hear at airport checkpoints, add this: “Put your palms forward, please.”

The Transportation Security Administration soon will begin randomly swabbing passengers’ hands at checkpoints and airport gates to test them for traces of explosives.

Previously, screeners swabbed some carry-on luggage and other objects as they searched for the needle in the security haystack — components of terrorist bombs in an endless stream of luggage.

But after the Christmas Day attempted bombing of Northwest Flight 253 over Detroit, Michigan, the TSA began a program of swabbing passengers’ hands, which could be contaminated by explosive materials, experts say. The TSA will greatly expand the swabbing in the coming weeks, the agency said.

“The point is to make sure that the air environment is a safe environment,” Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano told CNN. “We know that al Qaeda [and other] terrorists continue to think of aviation as a way to attack the United States. One way we keep it safe is by new technology [and] random use of different types of technology.”

If a Muslim terrorist were to think this through, they would simply have someone else make the bomb and help the Seeker of Muhammad’s 72 Virgins put the bomb on, thus not allowing him to touch the bomb…So unless the Jihadi wannabe cannot keep his hands off his schlong, there will be no residue on his hands…..DUHHHHHHHHHH!

Now if these dumb fucks of the TSA want to Swab my Schlong, I’d be more then happy to whip Stanley the Power Tool out and allow them to test it for explosives or anything else they wish to test for, and while they’re at it, they can Swab my asshole too!

Personally, I think we should give every passenger on a plane a baseball bat, that way if 4 terrorist want to take on an entire plane, the passengers can beat the living shit out of the goat fucking asshole and send him on a one way magic carpet ride to his cartoon like prophet Muhammad and the 72 virgin sheep.

Airport Security Nazis Strike Again

The fucknuts of the TSA have once again saved the American people from a stealthy domestic disabled person from traveling with his leg braces!

From Philly.Com:

Just when I thought I was out of the Transportation Security Administration business for a few columns, they pull me back in.

Did you hear about the Camden cop whose disabled son wasn’t allowed to pass through airport security unless he took off his leg braces?

Unfortunately, it’s no joke. This happened to Bob Thomas, a 53-year-old officer in Camden’s emergency crime suppression team, who was flying to Orlando in March with his wife, Leona, and their son, Ryan.

Ryan was taking his first flight, to Walt Disney World, for his fourth birthday.

The boy is developmentally delayed, one of the effects of being born 16 weeks prematurely. His ankles are malformed and his legs have low muscle tone. In March he was just starting to walk.

Unfortunately the only people the TSA treat like terrorists are law abiding citizens…The real terrorists get a free pass out of fear of offending the Muslim population.  The TSA are nothing more then bumbling eunichs playing Starsky & Hutch in their little Die Hard 2 fantasy world, simply a bunch of bullies!

In the meantime, if you’re on a terror watch list and stapping a bomb to your nuts…You are allowed to fly without any problem.

The Obamessiah Wants You To Support T.W.A.T

The Office of The President Elect Barack Hussein Obama is calling on all Americans to rally their support behind him and his renewed efforts in The War Against Terror, or T.W.A.T for short!

The Obamessiah Wants You To Support T.W.A.T

The Obamessiah Wants You To Support T.W.A.T

In an effort to distance itself from the previous administrations aggressive war to protect Americans and to more accurately reflect the incoming administrations stance against Global Islamic Terrorism and how President Elect Barack Hussein Obama will be more likely to use the Armed Forces against American Citizens then against Islamic Terrorists in foreign lands.  

This new Federal Department will be entrusted to close friend and mentor to President Elect Obama, Homeland Security Chief, William Ayers and he will be assisted by fellow T.W.A.T‘s Keith Olberman and the man who likes Hard Balls, Chris Matthews both of MSNBC.

William Ayers will also oversee the redevelopment of the TSA (Transportation Security Administration) into the new bigger government version called the Federal Aviation Transportation Airline Security Screening or F.A.T.A.S.S for short.

The President Elect is calling on each and every one of you for Grassroot support of this new and oversized endeavor that will cost billions and billions of dollars in the form of CHANGE from your pockets.

So climb aboard President Elect Obama’s T.W.A.T.  With racism behind us in this new age, it’s not a mind that a terrible thing to waste, but a T.W.A.T, just ask Michelle Obama, she’ll tell you just how proud she is of America and that she is behind T.W.A.T all the way!

The TSA: Looking For Boobs Not Bombs

“When the TSA outlaws nipple rings only outlaws will have nipple rings.”

The bungling “Boobs” of the Transportation Security Administration are at it again.  Instead of keeping Americans safe while flying, they seem more concerned with the rape and sexual molestation of American citizens while ignoring the real threat of Islamic Terrorism that threatens our “Friendly Skies”.

From Michelle Malkin:

A Texas woman who said she was forced to remove a nipple ring with pliers in order to board an airplane called Thursday for an apology by federal security agents and a civil rights investigation. “I wouldn’t wish this experience upon anyone,” Mandi Hamlin said at a news conference. “My experience with TSA was a nightmare I had to endure. No one deserves to be treated this way.”

Hamlin, 37, said she was trying to board a flight from Lubbock to Dallas on Feb. 24 when she was scanned by a Transportation Security Administration agent after passing through a larger metal detector without problems. The female TSA agent used a handheld detector that beeped when it passed in front of Hamlin’s chest, the Dallas-area resident said. Hamlin said she told the woman she was wearing nipple piercings. The agent then called over her male colleagues, one of whom said she would have to remove the jewelry, Hamlin said.

Hamlin said she could not remove them and asked whether she could instead display her pierced breasts in private to the female agent. But several other male officers told her she could not board her flight until the jewelry was out, she said. She was taken behind a curtain and managed to remove one bar-shaped piercing but had trouble with the second, a ring.

“Still crying, she informed the TSA officer that she could not remove it without the help of pliers, and the officer gave a pair to her,” said Hamlin’s attorney, Gloria Allred, reading from a letter she sent Thursday to the director of the TSA’s Office of Civil Rights and Liberties. Allred is a well-known Los Angeles lawyer who often represents high-profile claims. Applying pliers to the torso of a mannequin that had a peach-colored bra with the rings on it, Hamlin showed reporters at the news conference how she took off the second ring.

Personally, I don’t blame the frontline screeners for this invasion of privacy.  I blame the Supervision and the Upper Brass of the TSA for crap like this.

Having spent 3 yrs of my life that I will never get back with the Transportation Security Administration, I can personally testify that many of the so called “Supervisors” are nothing more then drooling idiots who would stand behind a podium and shout orders to screeners to force attractive young ladies to remove jackets and sweaters so as to reveal what little some of them were wearing underneath so as to satisfy their depraved desires for a private trip to the bathroom after watching a Pittsburgh Steelers game in the airport bars during peak travel times. (Yes, that really happens)

When the TSA first formed in 2002, they were in such a hurry to place people in the nations airports that they hired and promoted every idiot they could pull off the streets.  People with little or no leadership experience.  People with little or no experience with Law Enforcement or Security were placed in positions of authority, many simply because they had a friend who knew a friend that could get them a job.  Cronyism runs rampant and is at an epidemic level within the Dept Of Homeland Security and the TSA.

I fly all the time and realize that Airport security is a necessary evil.  But would it be asking to much from the TSA to practice some common sense?

As a former Security Screener for the TSA, I encountered men with nipple rings on several occasions and would simply explain to the passenger that I was going to use the back of my hand to pat down the sensitive area.  No visual inspection and no request to remove was necessary.  But then again, as a experienced Law Enforcement officer, I used something rarely used these days…..Experience and common sense.

My personal experience has taught me that the TSA’s illusion of Security is just that.  It’s nothing more then an expensive three ring dog and pony show of smoke and mirrors.

Have the followers of the cartoon like prophet now developed a Booby bomb?  When did nipple rings all of a sudden become a security threat?

These are the same people that two other boobs want to put in charge of our health care system.  Presidential Wannabe’s Hillary Clinton and Barack Hussein Obama.

When it comes to Airport Security, the Israelis have it going on.  Profile, profile, profile.  They profile people, not scissors, tweezers, or nipple rings!

TSA= Tits Security Admirers

I love being treated like a criminal by the TSA