Men, let this be a lesson…If your going to take home some skank you met at the bar for a night of schtupping and other assorted adult pleasures…Make damn sure you kick the bitch out before leaving for work!
FLINT, Michigan — A woman is suspected of damaging a Flint man’s house and taking jewelry and $500 after the man left for a few hours Friday, according to police reports.
The victim told police he spent the night with the woman at his house on the 1000 block of E. Ridgeway Avenue.
He left the house at 10 a.m. on Friday and returned at noon to find a hole in his bedroom wall, his flat screen television taken off the wall and his glass table damaged. A pair of diamond earrings and $500 were also taken, he told police.
The woman was there when he left, but gone when he returned, according to police reports.
He got what he wanted, and obviously she got what she wanted….It’s a win-win situation all round!
A friend of mine I worked in Prison with always joked about SWOP…Sex Without Partners…Think about it. Confucious had it right when he said, ” man who masturbate, only screwing himself”.
CBS Evening News “Anchor” Katie Couric was recently shown whoopin it up and dancing stripper style on her daughter’s Facebook page.
Yes, I’ll admit….Katie Couric would not be my first choice for a woman I’d like to bang. I suppose a blow job would be acceptable because then at least she would not have the opportunity to speak, after all, the main reason men love a blow job is the five minutes of silence, then of course you’d have to kick her out of the car.
The latest Superpowers….Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama…Super Bitches!
I don’t know about you, but today I thought I felt a strange evil chill in the air and after finding out that Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton have decided to combine forces for the sake of women everywhere, I then figured out why my balls had this achy feeling.
CNN correspondent Randi Kaye gushed over the “dynamic duo” of Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton, whom she heralded as “a powerful duo — a duo women want on their side.” The two first ladies had made a joint appearance at President Obama’s announcement of the new White House Council for Women and Girls, and Kaye’s report, which aired on Wednesday’s Anderson Cooper 360, made it seem like it was the best thing since sliced bread. Kaye saved her most laudatory language for the two at the conclusion of her report: “Today was a good day to be a woman.”
Host Anderson Cooper introduced Kaye’s segment by labeling the two first ladies as “two of the most visible champions, perhaps, of women’s rights in the country.” A graphic accompanying Cooper on-screen proclaimed the “dynamic duo” of Obama and Clinton. During the rest of the report, another graphic applauded the “Obama-Clinton power duo.”
Men everywhere. Guard well your testicles! You know it cannot be good for us if these two bitches are combining forces and teaming up.
I know one thing….Bill Clinton probably has not had so much sex as he has since Hillary became Secretary of State and is out of the country for days on end and lord knows President Obama though sleepless as he has been, probably doesn’t have to wake up next that iceberg as often.
From the Cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit and spiraling downward to The Best Damn Jewish Blog Ever and all the way from the Jewish State of Israel, model Bar Refaeli to warm you up on these cold nights!
To bad such a beautiful Jewish woman is wasting herself on that panty waste little asshat Leonardo Di Crappio.
I know, I know…What’s with the fucking lizard? Must be someone escaped from Little Green Footballs!