The Screwing You Get For The Screwing You Got

Men, let this be a lesson…If your going to take home some skank you met at the bar for a night of schtupping and other assorted adult pleasures…Make damn sure you kick the bitch out before leaving for work!

From MLive:

By Laura Misjak | The Flint Journal

February 15, 2010, 11:02PM

FLINT, Michigan — A woman is suspected of damaging a Flint man’s house and taking jewelry and $500 after the man left for a few hours Friday, according to police reports.

The victim told police he spent the night with the woman at his house on the 1000 block of E. Ridgeway Avenue.

He left the house at 10 a.m. on Friday and returned at noon to find a hole in his bedroom wall, his flat screen television taken off the wall and his glass table damaged. A pair of diamond earrings and $500 were also taken, he told police.

The woman was there when he left, but gone when he returned, according to police reports.

 He got what he wanted, and obviously she got what she wanted….It’s a win-win situation all round! 

A friend of mine I worked in Prison with always joked about SWOP…Sex Without Partners…Think about it. Confucious had it right when he said, ” man who masturbate, only screwing himself”.

Michelle Obama: “Is That A Banana In Your Pocket Or Are You Happy To See Me?”

No we can truly see that Michelle Obama is the one sporting the Balls in the Obama family and displays her package openly for all to see that she is more of a man then her wife, Barack Hussein Obama.

See for yourself….

Dude In Drag Compare to this……

Package Man

And there is even more proof of the FLOTUS’ man like package…

Michell Obama With Dick

and the zoomed in view…..

Michelle Obama's Dick

And for the final proof that Michelle Obama is really a man, there is this Close Circuit footage of her in public bathroom from 2002….

Michelle Obama Pees Standing Up

BUSTED!

Got MILF?

CBS Evening News “Anchor” Katie Couric was recently shown whoopin it up and dancing stripper style on her daughter’s Facebook page.

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Yes, I’ll admit….Katie Couric would not be my first choice for a woman I’d like to bang.  I suppose a blow job would be acceptable because then at least she would not have the opportunity to speak, after all, the main reason men love a blow job is the five minutes of silence, then of course you’d have to kick her out of the car.

Celebrity Sick Fuck

Roman Polanski joins quite a Rogue’s list of famous pedophiles.  Sick men who raped and molested children for sexual pleasure.

Michael Jackson, Gary Glitter, and the Cartoon like Prophet Muhammad and now hopefully soon to be legally fucked, Oscar Award winning Director Roman Polanski.

Roman Polanski

I truly hope this fucknut ends up in a California Prison bunking with some huge cockstrong sissy fuck who will force him to lick peanut butter out of his asshole every night after lights out.

And as for the equally sick fucks (Joy Behard & Whoopie Goldberg)  who are defending this twisted prick. I really pray there is a special place in Dante’s circle of hell for every single one you.

Evil Forces Combine

Super Bitches

The latest Superpowers….Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama…Super Bitches!

I don’t know about you, but today I thought I felt a strange evil chill in the air and after finding out that Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton have decided to combine forces for the sake of women everywhere, I then figured out why my balls had this achy feeling.

From NewsBusters:

CNN correspondent Randi Kaye gushed over the “dynamic duo” of Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton, whom she heralded as “a powerful duo — a duo women want on their side.” The two first ladies had made a joint appearance at President Obama’s announcement of the new White House Council for Women and Girls, and Kaye’s report, which aired on Wednesday’s Anderson Cooper 360, made it seem like it was the best thing since sliced bread. Kaye saved her most laudatory language for the two at the conclusion of her report: “Today was a good day to be a woman.”

Host Anderson Cooper introduced Kaye’s segment by labeling the two first ladies as “two of the most visible champions, perhaps, of women’s rights in the country.” A graphic accompanying Cooper on-screen proclaimed the “dynamic duo” of Obama and Clinton. During the rest of the report, another graphic applauded the “Obama-Clinton power duo.”

Men everywhere.  Guard well your testicles!  You know it cannot be good for us if these two bitches are combining forces and teaming up.

I know one thing….Bill Clinton probably has not had so much sex as he has since Hillary became Secretary of State and is out of the country for days on end and lord knows President Obama though sleepless as he has been, probably doesn’t have to wake up next that iceberg as often.

 

Hump Day: Gratuitous Jewish Bikini Babe

From the Cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit and spiraling downward to The Best Damn Jewish Blog Ever and all the way from the Jewish State of Israel, model Bar Refaeli to warm you up on these cold nights!

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To bad such a beautiful Jewish woman is wasting herself on that panty waste little asshat Leonardo Di Crappio.

I know, I know…What’s with the fucking lizard?  Must be someone escaped from Little Green Footballs!

Bedtime In The Whitehouse: The Obama’s Enjoy Fisting Each Other?

Warning: I was drinking coffee when I heard this and let’s say it caused quite a mess.

Yeah, I know what this schmuck is really talking about, but jeez this is funny shit.  One would think a so called “Relationship Expert” would know the difference.

Because it’ s FOX News, I’m sure the left wing liberal establishment has already determined that this is part of the Conspiracy against the Moonbat Messiah even though I think it was a innocent slip of the tongue, but a snort worthy one.

Head Of State: An Erection/Election To Remember!

Commemorative Plates, Coins, Posters, t-shirts, hats, and drink ware.  You name it, this guys mug is all over it and people are buying this shit up.  He’s like the 21st century version of the Cabbage Patch doll.  Remember how parents were kicking each others heads in over that crap years ago?   But this is the ultimate.  I believe that with this item, he becomes an Icon.  The image of the Obamessiah is now a Dildo!  Now we know where Chris Matthews got that “Thrill up his leg” from!

I present to you, The Head of State!

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With a golden color and firm, smooth feel, the Head O State will stand upright and last all night!  Ask for “The Big O” at your favorite porn shop today while supplies last.

  • Stands 7-1/2 inches tall, nearly 2 inches in diameter
  • Weighs approx. 14 oz.
  • Made in the USA
  • Made from fine, TPR, Phthalate-free rubber
  • Waterproof
  • Enviromentally Friendly-No batteries required

I picture Obama more as a butt plug then a pussy pleaser though.  Judging by his economic policy and his desire to close down Club Gitmo only proves that his head is up his ass.

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Comes in Democrat Blue or laughing so hard I pissed my pants Yellow.

Keith Olberman and Chris Matthews both swear by these items and give their 100% endorsement of this and it’s sold in all 57 states!

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Listen to what Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and other Washington Politicians had to say about Obama the Dildo:

“Buy me and you’ll get an earful!”

“This one’s fully vetted.”

“Everybody knows politics is a contact sport.”

“Drill, baby, drill!”

“Promises not to flip-flop!”

“I bought two… emission accomplished.”

“Turn your bedroom into the Lincoln bedroom.”

“I’ve had one stuck in me since ’82.”

“In order to form a more perfect union…”

And what about Nancy Pelosi?

What Does Nancy Pelosi Think About Obama the Dildo?

What Does Nancy Pelosi Think About Obama the Dildo?

San Fran Nan is opening up to the new Head O State!

Muslim Cleric Gives Official Oky Doky To Sex With Children

islam_commentaries-740284The Prophet Muhammad had sex with a nine year old girl so I guess that means it’s simply oky doky for the rest of the followers of the Cartoon like Prophet to have their way with children, right?

From Fox News:

RIYADH, Saudi Arabia  —  A pan-Arab newspaper quotes Saudi Arabia’s most senior Muslim cleric as saying it is OK for 10-year-old girls to marry.

The London-based Al-Hayat newspaper also quotes Sheik Abdul-Aziz bin Baz, the country’s grand mufti, as saying that those who believe women should not marry before the age of 25 are following a “bad path.”

His comments during a lecture Monday come as Saudi human rights groups are fighting to put an end to marriages involving the very young. The groups are pressing the government to define the minimum age for marriage.

On Sunday, the government-run National Human Rights Commission condemned marriages of minor girls, saying such marriages are an “inhumane violation.”

Muhammad the Cartoon like Prophet married Aisha when she was six years old, but held off on molesting her sexually till she was nine years old.

Yuk!

Yuk!

No wonder Liberals, the Gay Mafia, and the Teachers Unions are such huge fans of the Islamonazis.  Giving the green light to sex with underage kids is all the rage in those groups.  I now see why all of these deviant fucks are jumping on the Muslim Bandwagon.

I believe another famous Child Molester converted to Islam…..

Another famous Muslim Pedophile

Another famous Muslim Pedophile

Hat Tip Jawa Report

Global Warming Alert: Hot Babe On A Cold Ass Day

Contrary to what Al Gore and his Global Warming Cow Fart Orchestra are saying, it’s cold as hell out and I’m freezing my Matza Balls off.  Twice I was outside to clean my driveway and sidewalk of all the snow.

Here’s a little something, something to warm the cockles of your hearts and to help your girded loins.

Brooke Hogan!

Smokin!

Smokin!

Damn!

Damn!

Michelle Obama’s Hatchet Wound

Look below the fold to see why I dedicated this song to new First Lady Michelle Obama

Who’d a thunk.. Michelle Obama has a little meat between the sheets, take a look at this unflattering photo.

I see your camel toe!

I see your camel toe!

Damn!

Hatchet Wound

Calling Michelle Obama a *class act* is a real reach. Meet the new First Lady of the United States of America!

I can’t remember Jacqueline Kennedy, Laura Bush or even Hillary Clinton going out in public dressed like this. First Lady *Camel Toe* is just NOT something that translates to *classy*…

Ho No: Obama’s Booty Call

Did Barack Obama have an affair?  I guess I couldn’t blame him.  Look at that Ice Queen he’s married to. 

Mind you, this all just rumor at this point.

The reports are that Obama became involved with Vera Baker, an aide for his campaign.  Michelle having found out about it became Bitter and Angry and soon after Vera was shipped off to the Caribbean. 

From Say Anything Blog:

 

 

Obama's Booty Call

Vera Baker

Barack Obama is the target of a shadowy smear campaign designed to derail his bid for the US Presidency by falsely claiming he had a close friendship with an attractive African-American female employee. 

The whispers focus on a young woman who in 2004 was hired to work on his team for his bid to become a senator.

The woman was purportedly sidelined from her duties after Senator Obama’s wife, Michelle, became convinced that he had developed a personal friendship with her.

The allegations were initially circulated in August, just two weeks before the convention at which Obama finally beat his opponent for the Democratic Party nomination, Hillary Clinton.

The woman, now 33, vigorously denies the vicious and unsubstantiated gossip.

And some Washington insiders suggested that she was the victim of an 11th-hour attempt to smear Obama by die-hard Hillary supporters.

But now the rumours have resurfaced, suggesting that they may be coming from elements in the Republican Party.

According to sources interviewed by The Mail on Sunday, the respected Los Angeles Times, the tabloid National Enquirer and the huge ABC television network have been provided with the woman’s name. . . .

In the most commonly-purveyed version of the rumour, she was ‘exiled’ to a Caribbean island because Michelle Obama objected to her job on the 2004 campaign.

A lawyer representing the woman said: ‘Although her duties on the [2004] campaign changed over time, there was never any hint that Mrs Obama had any concerns about her relationship with the Senator or played any role in recommending a change in her duties.’

I’m not saying it’s true or not, but unlike the MSM Obamedia, I refuse to give the Obamessiah a free pass on anything.  Personally, I’d rather see him screwing some ho then screwing America as a whole (hole).

 

Booty Call

Booty Call

Obama’s Pastor Jeremiah Wright Involved In Sex Scandal

This brings back memories of Jim and Tammy Baker in the 80’s.

Barack Hussein Obama’s Pastor (till he threw him under the bus) Jeremiah Wright is embroiled in a sex scandal involving a church worker.

From the NY Post:

He almost wrecked Barack Obama‘s presidential dreams, and now firebrand pastor Jeremiah Wright has helped destroy a Dallas church worker’s marriage – and her job, The Post has learned.

Elizabeth Payne, 37, said she had a steamy sexual affair with the controversial, racially divisive man of the cloth while she was an executive assistant at a church headed by a popular Wright protégé.

When word of the unholy alliance got out, Payne’s husband dumped her, and she was canned from the plum job at Friendship-West Baptist Church, she told The Post.

“I was involved with Rev. Wright, and that’s why I lost my job and why my husband divorced me,” Payne said.

She refused to reveal when the adulterous affair started or how she met Wright.

The preacher reportedly wooed Ramah away from her first husband in the 1980s, when the couple came to marriage counseling at Wright’s Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago.

It was just a matter of time before something like this came out. I’m only surprised we had to wait this long for it…I had a feeling that bigotry wasn’t the only one of Rev. Wright’s sins, or even the worst.
I just wonder if this is the Jeremiah Wright that the Obamessiah once knew?

Is you is, or is you ain’t my baby?

From my BlogWonk Column over at MensNewsDaily.com:

After lying about it and refering to reports of his infidelity to his cancer stricken wife as “Tabloid Trash”, former North Carolina Sen. John Edwards admitted Friday to having an extramarital affair in 2006 with a woman named Rielle Hunter who worked on his campaign.  But the story doesn’t end there.

Edwards went as far as say he would take a paternity test to prove that the child born was not his.  Edward’s booty call and mother of the child has stated that there would be no paternity test, which only leads me to believe that the only reason Edwards made such an offer was because he in all likelyhood knew that his mistress,  Rielle Hunter would deny a paternity test. 

Edwards, once thought to be the Obamessiah’s choice for a VP running mate has quickly fallen from grace and appears to have thrown himself under the already crowded underside of Obama’s bus as a political liability to the Messiah of the Democratic party.

John Edwards is a bottom feeder,  one  of the lowest forms of life known to man.  An ambulance chasing trial attorney, and despite all that, he is (and it irks me to say it) successful at his career. 

As a former Corrections Officer in Michigan, I found myself on the stand numerous times.  One time while being prepped for testimony, I asked the Prosecuting Attorney why he would not ask a particular question to the defendent if he was to take the stand, and the Prosecutor told me, “Never ask a question you don’t know the answer to!”.  He told me that was the first rule as a trial attorney.

I believe with all my heart that the ONLY reason John Edwards made the offer to take a paternity test to determine whether or not he fathered a child while having unprotected sex with his mistress was because he KNEW for a fact that Rielle Hunter would refuse to participate in the test, despite reports that she has been telling those close to her that Edwards is her baby’s daddy.

The National Enquirer has been reporting on the affair for about 10 months now. He says his statements were 99 percent truthful and yet he told the American public while running for the highest office in the land that he did not have an affair, that these were lies, all lies.  Yet he still expects the public to believe he is being truthful?  I’ll buy that and the Brooklyn Bridge for $20 bucks!

I think that eventually the two ships that collided in the night will end up with a spot on Maury Povitch’s show on one of his “Who’s my baby’s daddy” spots in which women who in most cases have to figure out which one of the 20 guys she slept with in one weeks time is her baby’s daddy.

The Gift That Keeps On Giving: Spitzer’s Hooker Swallows Pride & Resigns

Spitzer is still governor but the high priced call girl that he was flat out busted with has resigned from her duties.

From iowahawk:

New York – At a hastily scheduled morning press conference at the headquarters of New York’s exclusive Emperors Club prostitution ring, high priced call girl “Kristen” announced that she would temporarily step aside in the wake of charges that she had engaged in sex with New York Governor Eliot Spitzer.

“I made a serious mistake and betrayed the trust of my co-workers, my many clients, and my pimps,” she said in a quiet voice cracking with emotion. “I will be taking a leave of absence to earn their forgiveness, and redeem myself in the eyes of the entire expensive whore community.”

The embattled prostitute did not mention Spitzer by name, and stopped short of offering an official resignation. But longtime sex industry insiders say that it will be difficult for Kristen to return to her post in light of mounting federal wiretap evidence that she had sexually serviced the Governor on at least two occasions.

“It will be hard for her to spin her way out of this,” said Destinee Rizzo, editor of the trade journal Executive Concubine.”After taking on clients like that, her days as a five diamond, high-roller suite call girl are over. Frankly, with all the press coverage she’ll be lucky to get a job as a $5 truck stop lot lizard in Kentucky.”

“The big problem now is to keep this incident from threatening the whole expensive whore industry,” added Rizzo.

This is proof that a Hooker has more honor and morality then a Liberal Democrat and still not much mentioned about the fact that Spitzer is a DEMOCRAT. Had he been a Republican he would have been tarred, feathered, drawn & quartered by the Democrats and the Liberal Biased Media.

Bill Clinton at least didn’t have to pay for sex.

Democrat Superdelegate & NY Governor Eliot Spitzer In Hooker Scandal

What is it with Hillary Clinton’s attraction to Sex Offenders?  It looks to be that one of her pledged Super-delegates, the Governor of New York has been caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

From the NY Daily News:

Eliot Spitzer is Hillary Clinton‘s home-state governor, a pledged superdelegate to the former First Lady — and now a big fat headache to the Democratic presidential hopeful.

As Spitzer reportedly weighs whether to resign his office in the wake of allegations he paid a high-priced call girl for sex, Clinton is side-stepping questions about a scandal that some are already comparing to former President Bill Clinton‘s well-known sexual indiscretions.

“Let’s wait and see what comes out of the next few days,” the Democratic presidential hopeful told reporters on Monday. “Right now I don’t have any comment. I think it’s appropriate to wish his family well and see how things develop.”

While Spitzer and Clinton have never been personally close — he was famously slow to endorse her presidential bid — the governor’s fall from grace will likely remain an annoyance for Clinton on the campaign trail.

She will likely be asked again — and again — about Spitzer’s misdeeds, which can only serve to remind voters about Bill Clinton’s affair with White House intern Monica Lewinsky and the public humiliation it cost then First Lady Clinton.

David Letterman reminded everyone during his Top Ten riff on Spitzer’s excuses: “No. 1, I thought Bill Clinton legalized this years ago.”

Thanks to the Democrats, writers and commentators like myself don’t have to make up shit like this.