Michelle Obama Eat This!

We all know that Michelle Obama is on a Crusade against Obesity.  The West Michigan Whitecaps in Grand Rapids, Michigan are fighting back with their new menu for this upcoming season.  Fans are voting on the new items to be placed on the menu.

From MLive:

1. Chicken and Waffles – Why did the chicken cross the road? To lie down on a bed of waffles, get smothered in gravy and get eaten by you, of course!

2. Chili Mac Tacos – Think comfort food that took a trip to Mexico. Creamy mac and cheese is smothered in chili then loaded into a hard taco shell to create a taste experience that won’t soon be forgotten.

3. Chocolate Covered Bacon – This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and this little piggy dunked itself in chocolate to become a delicious treat for Whitecaps fans!

4. Corn Dog o’ Plenty – If the Idaho Christmas Tree isn’t enough corn dog for you, then try the Corn Dog o’ Plenty. A full half-pound, footlong frank that is battered and deep fried to make one gigantic corn dog.

5. Cudighi Yooper Sandwich – If you don’t know what this one is then you haven’t been to the Upper Peninsula. Cudighi is a spicy sausage found throughout the U.P. A sausage patty, smothered in cheese, pizza sauce, peppers and onions could grace the concession stands of Fifth Third Ballpark.

6. Declaration of Indigestion – When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to disband from the tyranny of healthy eating, they should consume the Declaration of Indigestion. You see, all sandwiches are not created equal as this half-pound, footlong hot dog is covered in a philly cheese steak (steak, cheese, peppers and onions) and served on a gigantic sub roll. It is certainly your unalienable right to consume one of these in the pursuit of happiness.

7. Idaho Christmas Tree – Why waste your time eating all of your favorite items separately? This is a batter-dipped hot dog rolled in french fries and deep fried to create the perfect limbed link on stick.

8. Poutine – A real treat from North of the border. The French Canadians have done it again, and this time with gravy. Fries, fried cheese curds and gravy make up this delectable side dish. Tres bien!

9. The Pink Panther – Not sure if this is named after the famous detective or the insulation, but either way it’s delicious. Take a hot dog bun, slather it in icing and fill it with pink cotton candy. Maybe drizzle some root beer syrup over the top for good measure. It’s the dessert dog you’ll have to try this summer!

10. Twinkie Cheese Dog – This dog can survive any disaster and it might cause a few of its own. Simple – a hot dog laid in a Twinkie, covered in cheese. Yum.

H/T Doug Ross

The Obama Touch

Has anyone else noticed this?  Whatever Obama touches, turns to total shit.  He’s lost three special elections, the economy, the War on Terror,  and now the latest thing the anti Midas has turned to shit…The Super Bowl!.   The Christian Messiah turned water into wine, and fed the masses from a few small loaves a bread. It seems that the Liberal Messiah is lacking in those skills, he seems to only be able to turn things to shit.

My Way News:

President Barack Obama says the Indianapolis Colts “have to be favored” in the Super Bowl, even though he has a “soft spot” for the New Orleans Saints.

Obama’s Super Bowl prediction was based on his opinion that the Colts have “perhaps the best quarterback in history.”

“Peyton Manning is unbelievable,” the president told CBS’ Katie Couric during a live pre-game interview.

Still, Obama says he has a soft spot for New Orleans, “mainly because of what the city has gone through over these last several years” since Hurricane Katrina struck in 2005.

Obama says he may be biased against the Colts, since they beat his hometown Chicago Bears in the Super Bowl in 2007.

Obama Touch

Apparently, Obama knows as much about football as he does about being a president….Absofreakinglutely not a fucking thing!  He’s like the Steve Urkel of politics…Except he doesn’t ask, “Did I do that?” when he fucks something up because that would require accepting responsibility for fucking it up and G-d forbid a Democrat ever in his/her life accept any responsibility for anything and everything they fuck up.

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Yes we do….

Am I The Only One Who Doesn’t Give A Shit About The Superbowl?

I admit it…I’m not that big a football fanatic.  On sunday’s, I would rather watch a NCIS marathon on USA Network then watch a football game in between the NASCAR seasons which by the way the Daytona 500 is in 13 Days, 23 hours, and 17 minutes and counting.

Anyway, I’m going to finish my yearend tax stuff, run to the store, and rent a movie to watch.

For those of you who do like the football event of the year…ENJOY!

Yaouch! Team USA Kicks Communist China’s Ass In Olympic Basketball

Despite the 7′ 6″ giant Yao Ming, Team America still managed to take the Chi Coms to task in Olympic Basketball and officially handed them their asses!

From Bloomberg:

Aug. 11 (Bloomberg) — The U.S. men’s basketball team opened its Olympic run with a 101-70 win over host China in Beijing, where the Americans are seeking to reclaim the gold medal they lost in 2004.

Dwyane Wade scored 19 points to lead Team USA, whose supporters at the Olympic Basketball Gymnasium in Beijing included U.S. President George W. Bush.

America, Fuck Yeah!