The Michelle Obama Action-less Figure

Remember the movie I Robot…..Cumming to a Town Hall Meeting near you to take away quality health care from you and your family….Michelle Obama, the actionless figure for emasculated liberal weenies everywhere….

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From the State Operated Chicago Tribune:

Coming soon: a 6-inch plastic doll of Michelle Obama for $12.99, being billed as an "action figure."
Sculptor Jason Feinberg of Brooklyn, N.Y., who’s behind the dolls, admits the term "action figure" is used loosely. The first lady, after all, is featured in nothing more lethal than her trademark sleeveless dresses (and enviable biceps).
Buyers may choose from among the purple dress she had on when the Obamas shared their campaign "fist bump," the red-and-black number from election night in Grant Park, or the black-and-white floral frock she favored for her appearance on "The View."

Head Of State: An Erection/Election To Remember!

Commemorative Plates, Coins, Posters, t-shirts, hats, and drink ware.  You name it, this guys mug is all over it and people are buying this shit up.  He’s like the 21st century version of the Cabbage Patch doll.  Remember how parents were kicking each others heads in over that crap years ago?   But this is the ultimate.  I believe that with this item, he becomes an Icon.  The image of the Obamessiah is now a Dildo!  Now we know where Chris Matthews got that “Thrill up his leg” from!

I present to you, The Head of State!

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With a golden color and firm, smooth feel, the Head O State will stand upright and last all night!  Ask for “The Big O” at your favorite porn shop today while supplies last.

  • Stands 7-1/2 inches tall, nearly 2 inches in diameter
  • Weighs approx. 14 oz.
  • Made in the USA
  • Made from fine, TPR, Phthalate-free rubber
  • Waterproof
  • Enviromentally Friendly-No batteries required

I picture Obama more as a butt plug then a pussy pleaser though.  Judging by his economic policy and his desire to close down Club Gitmo only proves that his head is up his ass.

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Comes in Democrat Blue or laughing so hard I pissed my pants Yellow.

Keith Olberman and Chris Matthews both swear by these items and give their 100% endorsement of this and it’s sold in all 57 states!

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Listen to what Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and other Washington Politicians had to say about Obama the Dildo:

“Buy me and you’ll get an earful!”

“This one’s fully vetted.”

“Everybody knows politics is a contact sport.”

“Drill, baby, drill!”

“Promises not to flip-flop!”

“I bought two… emission accomplished.”

“Turn your bedroom into the Lincoln bedroom.”

“I’ve had one stuck in me since ’82.”

“In order to form a more perfect union…”

And what about Nancy Pelosi?

What Does Nancy Pelosi Think About Obama the Dildo?

What Does Nancy Pelosi Think About Obama the Dildo?

San Fran Nan is opening up to the new Head O State!