Highway To Hell

Highway To Hell 2

The road to Hope & Change leads straight to hell……

Nothing but turns to the left, and it really leads to nowhere!

Click Here

Kippah Tip To Weasel Zippers 

 

More TSA Three Ring Dog & Pony Show

The TSA who by the way could not find a terrorist if he was locked in a barn with Janet Nepalitano herself has  now decided they are going to SWAB your palms before you board a flight.

From CNN:

Washington (CNN) — To the list of instructions you hear at airport checkpoints, add this: “Put your palms forward, please.”

The Transportation Security Administration soon will begin randomly swabbing passengers’ hands at checkpoints and airport gates to test them for traces of explosives.

Previously, screeners swabbed some carry-on luggage and other objects as they searched for the needle in the security haystack — components of terrorist bombs in an endless stream of luggage.

But after the Christmas Day attempted bombing of Northwest Flight 253 over Detroit, Michigan, the TSA began a program of swabbing passengers’ hands, which could be contaminated by explosive materials, experts say. The TSA will greatly expand the swabbing in the coming weeks, the agency said.

“The point is to make sure that the air environment is a safe environment,” Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano told CNN. “We know that al Qaeda [and other] terrorists continue to think of aviation as a way to attack the United States. One way we keep it safe is by new technology [and] random use of different types of technology.”

If a Muslim terrorist were to think this through, they would simply have someone else make the bomb and help the Seeker of Muhammad’s 72 Virgins put the bomb on, thus not allowing him to touch the bomb…So unless the Jihadi wannabe cannot keep his hands off his schlong, there will be no residue on his hands…..DUHHHHHHHHHH!

Now if these dumb fucks of the TSA want to Swab my Schlong, I’d be more then happy to whip Stanley the Power Tool out and allow them to test it for explosives or anything else they wish to test for, and while they’re at it, they can Swab my asshole too!

Personally, I think we should give every passenger on a plane a baseball bat, that way if 4 terrorist want to take on an entire plane, the passengers can beat the living shit out of the goat fucking asshole and send him on a one way magic carpet ride to his cartoon like prophet Muhammad and the 72 virgin sheep.

TSA Screener Loses His Mind At LAX

I guess the switch from being the Fry Guy at McDonald’s to a TSA Screener was just too much to handle for this guy….

From NBC LA:

They are the first line of defense in airport security but two troubling incidents involving TSA agents at LAX are raising concerns.

A TSA agent was arrested on January 3rd in Terminal One at LAX, a source told NBCLA. He had just gotten off duty and was behaving erratically, saying, “I am god, I’m in charge.”  The agent was arrested.
 
Meanwhile, a TSA Internal Affairs investigation turned up evidence of LAX TSA agents using drugs at an after-hours party.

TSA officials say a videotape of the party was of poor quality and the employees were not in uniform, but 4 employees were tentatively identified.

All 4 were tested for drugs. One came back positive and that employee was fired.

And Obama wants to Unionize these schmucks….Three Ring Dog and Pony Show enhanced by smoke and mirrors.

Instant Replay: The Complete Idiots Guide To Flying While Muslim

I first posted this 11/19/2007 but given the recent events of Muslims wanting to splode themselves on Passenger Planes, I feel we need to revisit these simple easy to follow rules.

The Following is a Public Service Announcement!!!

Because of all the fuss being made about the upcoming holiday travel season, I thought it would be a good idea to revive and revisit a post I did last year after the whole “Flying Imam” Scandal. I believe my experience with the Airport Dog and Pony show known as the TSA makes me sort of an expert on the subject.

Thanks to the fact that over 100 million Muslims who would like to see the destruction of Western Civilization, Jews, and the Jewish State of Israel, a long forgotten form of intelligence has gone the way of the dinasours. Common Sense!

Measurement of Idiocy

It’s not the fault of civilized Americans, Christians, and Jews that people of Middle Eastern decent are looked upon with suspicion when they are traversing through Airports in both America and abroad. 19 Islamic men who were shouting “Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar!” as they flew 4 planes into buildings killing thousands of innocent people are at fault for the sentiments and suspicions shared by millions of freedom loving Americans, Europeans, Asians, and even fellow Arabs.

I am completely guilty of feeling suspicious of every Muslim and Middle Eastern person I come across. I was recently at a Interfaith Service and never once did I take my eyes off the Islamic Representatives that were at the service.

Now, let’s glance back to last year and the Flying Imams:

Most recently as we all know, 6 men. Six Islamic Men. Six Islamic Men who are Clerics were removed from a plane for being muslim, but, they were purposely mimicking behaviors and actions that the 19 Islamic Terrorists on Sept. 11, 2001 when they CHOSE declare war upon Americans by using 4 commercial passenger jets as guided missiles.

I have developed a “How To” guide to assist true “Peace Loving” Muslims when traveling during the upcoming Holiday Season.

1. It’s completely ok to pray when flying or in an airport. I have done it every time I fly. If you chose to pray out loud, even loud enough to call attention to yourself and your group then that’s on you.

2. The Phrase, “Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar” in this country is the “BONZAI” call of the 21st century and is the same as pulling a gun out as far as I’m concerned. Islamic Terrorists have used this phrase before exploding suicide bomb vests strapped to themselves. Islamic Terrorists have used it before beheading Jews and Christians in Afghanistan, Iraq, and even the Philippines. Don’t Say It! Don’t Use It! It’s a call to war and if you are treated like a red headed stepchild for saying it, then you deserved it!

3. When you get on the plane. Sit Your A$$ the F#*k Down and Stay In Your Seat! If your Islamic or Muslim or Middle Eastern, Don’t be switching seats and moving all over the place. Find a seat and sit the f*#k down! You will raise suspicion and you risk getting your a$$es kicked by freedom loving people who don’t desire to blow up, crash or meet some cartoon like Prophet and 72 virgins.

4. If you have a one way ticket and security wants to check your stuff…Live with it! The rest of us have to and so should you.

5. If you don’t need the seat belt extender, then don’t request it! In the wrong hands, it can be used as a weapon. If you wear a size 6 burkka then don’t ask for the seatbelt extender. It raises eyebrows and makes normal freedom loving people think to themselves….”WTF?!?!?”

Remember My Muslim Friends and enemies. It was your silence and your joy at the 9/11 attacks that have brought this upon you. And Let’s not forget your fellow Kool Aid drinkers Osama bin Laden, Ahmadinejad, Zarquawi, and millions of other Islamic Fundamentalists who want to destroy America, Israel, and Civilized Europe. We the people are watching you even if our government has decided to give you a free pass out of their own stupidity and lack of self preservation.

The Management and Supervisors of the Transportation Security Administration and the Dept Of Homeland Security are only interested in the preservation of their high paying jobs and have absofreakinglutely not interest in securing the homeland. The only homeland they are keeping secured is with their heads up their own and each others asses protecting themselves and their fat paychecks.


If for any reason you decide to ignore this advice, then you do so at your own risk of having your a$$ royally kicked in by average everyday citizens who have no desire to crash or be blown up in your silly desire to meet the Cartoon like Prophet Muhammad and meet your so called 72 virgins…Besides, Virgins are highly over rated and usually require lots of attention and are quite ignorant in the bedroom.

Unfortunately the Islamic Terrorists have friends within our own government who wish to assist them with their agenda of Murder, Destruction and World Domination. Pelosi, Dingle, Conyers, Ellison, and even President Bush are ignoring what REALLY is happening and have forced innocent citizens into having to make decisions that could possibly save thousands of lives. If any Muslims have a problem with this, then you need to talk to your stupid friends who started all this!

I hope you find this all useful in your travels during OUR Holiday season. You and your friends at the American Criminal Liberties Union and CAIR have not yet eliminated our traditional holidays and the joy they bring.

Idiots Guide To Flying Muslim

If anyone else has some suggestions for this helpful guide, please feel free to email me at roguejew65@sbcglobal.net I will be happy to add to this guide any helpful suggestions to help our Islamic and Muslim Friends have a more comfortable traveling experience!