More TSA Three Ring Dog & Pony Show

The TSA who by the way could not find a terrorist if he was locked in a barn with Janet Nepalitano herself has  now decided they are going to SWAB your palms before you board a flight.

From CNN:

Washington (CNN) — To the list of instructions you hear at airport checkpoints, add this: “Put your palms forward, please.”

The Transportation Security Administration soon will begin randomly swabbing passengers’ hands at checkpoints and airport gates to test them for traces of explosives.

Previously, screeners swabbed some carry-on luggage and other objects as they searched for the needle in the security haystack — components of terrorist bombs in an endless stream of luggage.

But after the Christmas Day attempted bombing of Northwest Flight 253 over Detroit, Michigan, the TSA began a program of swabbing passengers’ hands, which could be contaminated by explosive materials, experts say. The TSA will greatly expand the swabbing in the coming weeks, the agency said.

“The point is to make sure that the air environment is a safe environment,” Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano told CNN. “We know that al Qaeda [and other] terrorists continue to think of aviation as a way to attack the United States. One way we keep it safe is by new technology [and] random use of different types of technology.”

If a Muslim terrorist were to think this through, they would simply have someone else make the bomb and help the Seeker of Muhammad’s 72 Virgins put the bomb on, thus not allowing him to touch the bomb…So unless the Jihadi wannabe cannot keep his hands off his schlong, there will be no residue on his hands…..DUHHHHHHHHHH!

Now if these dumb fucks of the TSA want to Swab my Schlong, I’d be more then happy to whip Stanley the Power Tool out and allow them to test it for explosives or anything else they wish to test for, and while they’re at it, they can Swab my asshole too!

Personally, I think we should give every passenger on a plane a baseball bat, that way if 4 terrorist want to take on an entire plane, the passengers can beat the living shit out of the goat fucking asshole and send him on a one way magic carpet ride to his cartoon like prophet Muhammad and the 72 virgin sheep.

TSA Screener Loses His Mind At LAX

I guess the switch from being the Fry Guy at McDonald’s to a TSA Screener was just too much to handle for this guy….

From NBC LA:

They are the first line of defense in airport security but two troubling incidents involving TSA agents at LAX are raising concerns.

A TSA agent was arrested on January 3rd in Terminal One at LAX, a source told NBCLA. He had just gotten off duty and was behaving erratically, saying, “I am god, I’m in charge.”  The agent was arrested.
Meanwhile, a TSA Internal Affairs investigation turned up evidence of LAX TSA agents using drugs at an after-hours party.

TSA officials say a videotape of the party was of poor quality and the employees were not in uniform, but 4 employees were tentatively identified.

All 4 were tested for drugs. One came back positive and that employee was fired.

And Obama wants to Unionize these schmucks….Three Ring Dog and Pony Show enhanced by smoke and mirrors.

Instant Replay: The Complete Idiots Guide To Flying While Muslim

I first posted this 11/19/2007 but given the recent events of Muslims wanting to splode themselves on Passenger Planes, I feel we need to revisit these simple easy to follow rules.

The Following is a Public Service Announcement!!!

Because of all the fuss being made about the upcoming holiday travel season, I thought it would be a good idea to revive and revisit a post I did last year after the whole “Flying Imam” Scandal. I believe my experience with the Airport Dog and Pony show known as the TSA makes me sort of an expert on the subject.

Thanks to the fact that over 100 million Muslims who would like to see the destruction of Western Civilization, Jews, and the Jewish State of Israel, a long forgotten form of intelligence has gone the way of the dinasours. Common Sense!

Measurement of Idiocy

It’s not the fault of civilized Americans, Christians, and Jews that people of Middle Eastern decent are looked upon with suspicion when they are traversing through Airports in both America and abroad. 19 Islamic men who were shouting “Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar!” as they flew 4 planes into buildings killing thousands of innocent people are at fault for the sentiments and suspicions shared by millions of freedom loving Americans, Europeans, Asians, and even fellow Arabs.

I am completely guilty of feeling suspicious of every Muslim and Middle Eastern person I come across. I was recently at a Interfaith Service and never once did I take my eyes off the Islamic Representatives that were at the service.

Now, let’s glance back to last year and the Flying Imams:

Most recently as we all know, 6 men. Six Islamic Men. Six Islamic Men who are Clerics were removed from a plane for being muslim, but, they were purposely mimicking behaviors and actions that the 19 Islamic Terrorists on Sept. 11, 2001 when they CHOSE declare war upon Americans by using 4 commercial passenger jets as guided missiles.

I have developed a “How To” guide to assist true “Peace Loving” Muslims when traveling during the upcoming Holiday Season.

1. It’s completely ok to pray when flying or in an airport. I have done it every time I fly. If you chose to pray out loud, even loud enough to call attention to yourself and your group then that’s on you.

2. The Phrase, “Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar” in this country is the “BONZAI” call of the 21st century and is the same as pulling a gun out as far as I’m concerned. Islamic Terrorists have used this phrase before exploding suicide bomb vests strapped to themselves. Islamic Terrorists have used it before beheading Jews and Christians in Afghanistan, Iraq, and even the Philippines. Don’t Say It! Don’t Use It! It’s a call to war and if you are treated like a red headed stepchild for saying it, then you deserved it!

3. When you get on the plane. Sit Your A$$ the F#*k Down and Stay In Your Seat! If your Islamic or Muslim or Middle Eastern, Don’t be switching seats and moving all over the place. Find a seat and sit the f*#k down! You will raise suspicion and you risk getting your a$$es kicked by freedom loving people who don’t desire to blow up, crash or meet some cartoon like Prophet and 72 virgins.

4. If you have a one way ticket and security wants to check your stuff…Live with it! The rest of us have to and so should you.

5. If you don’t need the seat belt extender, then don’t request it! In the wrong hands, it can be used as a weapon. If you wear a size 6 burkka then don’t ask for the seatbelt extender. It raises eyebrows and makes normal freedom loving people think to themselves….”WTF?!?!?”

Remember My Muslim Friends and enemies. It was your silence and your joy at the 9/11 attacks that have brought this upon you. And Let’s not forget your fellow Kool Aid drinkers Osama bin Laden, Ahmadinejad, Zarquawi, and millions of other Islamic Fundamentalists who want to destroy America, Israel, and Civilized Europe. We the people are watching you even if our government has decided to give you a free pass out of their own stupidity and lack of self preservation.

The Management and Supervisors of the Transportation Security Administration and the Dept Of Homeland Security are only interested in the preservation of their high paying jobs and have absofreakinglutely not interest in securing the homeland. The only homeland they are keeping secured is with their heads up their own and each others asses protecting themselves and their fat paychecks.

If for any reason you decide to ignore this advice, then you do so at your own risk of having your a$$ royally kicked in by average everyday citizens who have no desire to crash or be blown up in your silly desire to meet the Cartoon like Prophet Muhammad and meet your so called 72 virgins…Besides, Virgins are highly over rated and usually require lots of attention and are quite ignorant in the bedroom.

Unfortunately the Islamic Terrorists have friends within our own government who wish to assist them with their agenda of Murder, Destruction and World Domination. Pelosi, Dingle, Conyers, Ellison, and even President Bush are ignoring what REALLY is happening and have forced innocent citizens into having to make decisions that could possibly save thousands of lives. If any Muslims have a problem with this, then you need to talk to your stupid friends who started all this!

I hope you find this all useful in your travels during OUR Holiday season. You and your friends at the American Criminal Liberties Union and CAIR have not yet eliminated our traditional holidays and the joy they bring.

Idiots Guide To Flying Muslim

If anyone else has some suggestions for this helpful guide, please feel free to email me at I will be happy to add to this guide any helpful suggestions to help our Islamic and Muslim Friends have a more comfortable traveling experience!

ALERT: 5 Students From Afghanistan Missing From The University of Washington

Missing Persons Alert

Missing Persons Alert

What the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear 5 students from Afghanistan have been reported missing from an American University?  I know the first thing I thought of was “TERRORISTS”.

From The Infidel Blogger Alliance:

 Three words — terror, terrorism and terrorists — came to mind after reading a Seattle Post-Intelligencer article about five visiting scholars from Kabul University inAfghanistan being reported missing from the University of Washington.  None of those words, however, appeared in the left-coast newspaper article, despite the fact that our nation is waging a war in Afghanistan as we speak.

According to the article, brilliant university officials think the students — who’ve been missing for more than a week — could be trying to remain in the country illegally. (Ya think?) Apparently, the opportunity to study public administration at UW — made possible through the Afghan eQuality Alliances, a program coordinated with the U.S.Agency for International Development — just wasn’t enough to hold their interest.
After contacting a variety of individuals and government agency representatives, I am now able to shed more light on the matter.
At 2:52 p.m. CDT, I received some answers to a set of questions I had sent to Dr. Maria Beebe, chief of party for Afghan eQuality Alliances at Washington State University.  She confirmed that the University of Washington is an alliance partner, despite the fact that the name of the school was not listed on the program’s website.
She also provided the names of the missing students.  They are as follows:
  • Mohammed Ratib Abeer — Member of the National Academy of Sciences of Afghanistan;
  • Masood Ghory — English Instructor for the Independent Administrative Reform and Civil Service Commission;
  • Rahmatullah Hamidi — Scientific Member for Curriculum Development, Ministry of Education;
  • Numan Tarin — Senior National Coach for the Independent Administrative Reform and Civil Service Commission; and
  • Sayed Hashmatullah — National Consultant for the Independent Administrative Reform and Civil Service Commission.
Dr. Beebe said the students were reported “missing” to local police by Ken Peavler after they did not show up in class and their roommates verified that they had not shown up in their rooms.  As program manager at the Evans School of Public Affairs, Peavler’s duties include keeping track of the study-abroad students.
Of the 38 students selected for the program, only 32 remain after one returned home to Afghanistan to deal with a family matter.
Since the Afghan eQuality Alliances program is attracting a number of applicants (250 for the next batch for 36 slots), Dr. Beebe said, program officials can be more selective and add a criteria related to their current job titles.
“So, for example, we can say only directors and assistant director levels would be considered,” she explained.  “At that level, we will also get the older (more mature) students who have children and will have more compelling reasons to go back to Afghanistan.”
Apparently, at least five of the students were not old enough or not motivated enough to want to return.
I have yet to receive additional information from U.S. Agency for International Development or the Department of Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

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UPDATE 10/15/08 4:12 p.m. CDT:  According to a Seattle Times article I just found, a total of seven Afghan scholars have vanished from UW this year.
Is it any wonder that Barack Obama as president just plain scares the shit out of me.  After watching him in the debate last night hem and haw his way out of every corner John McCain backed him into, and knowing that Barack Obama is completely incapable of making a decision that would be considered unpopular,  he just lacks the balls to be a leader of any kind let alone POTUS.  If we are attacked, and The Messiah is sitting in the war room, he cannot simply vote “PRESENT”.  He would be required to make a decision, something he just is unable to do.

The Boobs Of The TSA Strike Again!

The Bumbling boobs of the TSA are at  it again with yet another example of why they are considered the x-ray-ted version of the Keystone Kops.

From CBS:

TSA Agents Forced Woman To Remove Nipple Rings, Pulled Pants Off Disabled Man
When travelers go to the airport, they know what kind of security to expect: luggage searches, metal detectors and shoe inspections.

It’s all part of our post 9-11 reality enforced by the Transportation Security Adminstration. But as CBS 2 Investigator Pam Zekman reports, thousands of travelers have complained that some of these screenings can become abusive and even x-rated.

For arguing with a TSA agent, Robin Kassner wound up being slammed to the floor. She’s filed a lawsuit.

“I kept begging them over and over again get off of me … and they wouldn’t stop,” Kassner said.

And it wasn’t enough for another woman to show TSA agents nipple rings that set off a metal detector. The agents forced her to take them out.

Mandi Hamlin said, “I had to get pliers and pull it apart.”

In Chicago, people like Robert Perry are subjected to exhaustive security checks. He was patted down, his wheel chair was examined and his hands were swabbed, all in public view in a see-through room at the security checkpoint. Perry, 71, is not alone

“It’s humiliation,” Perry said.

Perry was also taken to a see-through room by a TSA agent when his artificial knee set off the metal detector.

“He yelled at me to get the belt off. ‘I told you to get the belt off.’ So I took the belt off. He ran his hands down over and pulled the pants down, they went down around my ankle,” Perry said.

At that point, Perry was standing in his underwear in public view. He asked to see a supervisor. That made things worse.

“She was yelling ‘I have power, I have power, I have power,” Perry said. The power to stop him from flying to Florida with his wife that day to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary.

“It makes you feel like you have no rights,” Perry said.

Perry said he always alerts TSA agents about his metal knee and wonders why they can’t just check his leg.

“If somebody told me that I would save the people on the airplane by taking my pants off out in public out there, I wouldn’t mind doing it, but this was not necessary,” Perry said.

TSA officials said that when the metal detectors go off, their agents must resolve what caused the alarm. But experts have said it’s important to use common sense when balancing security and customer service.

Carlos Villarreal, former director of security for the Sears Tower, said proper training is crucial. “When you’re wanding somebody and you can identify which part of the body set of the alarm, that should be sufficient to clear a person,” Villarreal said.

But all too often, it’s not enough for 16-year old Michael Angone. She frequently flies as a member of the Chicago Children’s Choir.

“I’ve had to completely take my pants off and show them like my entire leg,” Angone said.

As a baby, Angone was diagnosed with cancer. Her parents, both Chicago police officers, had to have her leg amputated. She said she always warns TSA security agents that her prosthetic leg will set off the metal detector, but many insist on doing an embarrassing full body pat-down.

“I feel like I’m being felt up in public,” Angone said.

Her father Bob Angone wanted to know, “What’s the reason for all the feeling up, you know the groping at the back of the neck, the chest, underneath the bra, all the groping on her body, her buttocks?”

CBS 2 News asked the TSA those questions, but got no answers.

“The key word here is reasonable, and they have gone off the track. They are not reasonable,” Bob Angone said.

The TSA declined to comment on the Angone and Perry cases, but the agency has announced that soon, passengers who set off an alarm that cannot be resolved will have a choice: Agree to a physical pat-down or what some believe is an even worse invasion of privacy.

This fall, O’Hare International Airport will get its first advanced digital x-ray machine. It allows TSA agents to see through clothes and discover any hidden weapons. Critics have likened it to a virtual strip search.

A spokesman said that out of 2 billion passengers screened nationwide since 9-11, there have been only 110,000 abuse complaints.

As for the nipple ring case, TSA did change its procedures regarding body piercings.

The TSA: Looking For Boobs Not Bombs

“When the TSA outlaws nipple rings only outlaws will have nipple rings.”

The bungling “Boobs” of the Transportation Security Administration are at it again.  Instead of keeping Americans safe while flying, they seem more concerned with the rape and sexual molestation of American citizens while ignoring the real threat of Islamic Terrorism that threatens our “Friendly Skies”.

From Michelle Malkin:

A Texas woman who said she was forced to remove a nipple ring with pliers in order to board an airplane called Thursday for an apology by federal security agents and a civil rights investigation. “I wouldn’t wish this experience upon anyone,” Mandi Hamlin said at a news conference. “My experience with TSA was a nightmare I had to endure. No one deserves to be treated this way.”

Hamlin, 37, said she was trying to board a flight from Lubbock to Dallas on Feb. 24 when she was scanned by a Transportation Security Administration agent after passing through a larger metal detector without problems. The female TSA agent used a handheld detector that beeped when it passed in front of Hamlin’s chest, the Dallas-area resident said. Hamlin said she told the woman she was wearing nipple piercings. The agent then called over her male colleagues, one of whom said she would have to remove the jewelry, Hamlin said.

Hamlin said she could not remove them and asked whether she could instead display her pierced breasts in private to the female agent. But several other male officers told her she could not board her flight until the jewelry was out, she said. She was taken behind a curtain and managed to remove one bar-shaped piercing but had trouble with the second, a ring.

“Still crying, she informed the TSA officer that she could not remove it without the help of pliers, and the officer gave a pair to her,” said Hamlin’s attorney, Gloria Allred, reading from a letter she sent Thursday to the director of the TSA’s Office of Civil Rights and Liberties. Allred is a well-known Los Angeles lawyer who often represents high-profile claims. Applying pliers to the torso of a mannequin that had a peach-colored bra with the rings on it, Hamlin showed reporters at the news conference how she took off the second ring.

Personally, I don’t blame the frontline screeners for this invasion of privacy.  I blame the Supervision and the Upper Brass of the TSA for crap like this.

Having spent 3 yrs of my life that I will never get back with the Transportation Security Administration, I can personally testify that many of the so called “Supervisors” are nothing more then drooling idiots who would stand behind a podium and shout orders to screeners to force attractive young ladies to remove jackets and sweaters so as to reveal what little some of them were wearing underneath so as to satisfy their depraved desires for a private trip to the bathroom after watching a Pittsburgh Steelers game in the airport bars during peak travel times. (Yes, that really happens)

When the TSA first formed in 2002, they were in such a hurry to place people in the nations airports that they hired and promoted every idiot they could pull off the streets.  People with little or no leadership experience.  People with little or no experience with Law Enforcement or Security were placed in positions of authority, many simply because they had a friend who knew a friend that could get them a job.  Cronyism runs rampant and is at an epidemic level within the Dept Of Homeland Security and the TSA.

I fly all the time and realize that Airport security is a necessary evil.  But would it be asking to much from the TSA to practice some common sense?

As a former Security Screener for the TSA, I encountered men with nipple rings on several occasions and would simply explain to the passenger that I was going to use the back of my hand to pat down the sensitive area.  No visual inspection and no request to remove was necessary.  But then again, as a experienced Law Enforcement officer, I used something rarely used these days…..Experience and common sense.

My personal experience has taught me that the TSA’s illusion of Security is just that.  It’s nothing more then an expensive three ring dog and pony show of smoke and mirrors.

Have the followers of the cartoon like prophet now developed a Booby bomb?  When did nipple rings all of a sudden become a security threat?

These are the same people that two other boobs want to put in charge of our health care system.  Presidential Wannabe’s Hillary Clinton and Barack Hussein Obama.

When it comes to Airport Security, the Israelis have it going on.  Profile, profile, profile.  They profile people, not scissors, tweezers, or nipple rings!

TSA= Tits Security Admirers

I love being treated like a criminal by the TSA